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what do you call a daily calendar of dumb jokes
in heaven, year after year,
all different but all the same?
holy crap!
how many angels does it take
to screw in a lightbulb?
what do you call 69 angels
crammed into a phone booth?
(they still have those in heaven?)
what did Helen Keller say to...
ENOUGH!
You can all go to
wait, can you?